Well, I’m in a band. We’re called The Get Lost Losers and we rock extremely hard. We’re playing the world-famous Hotel Cafe on November 22nd [get tickets]. If you can make the 11 PM show, you’ll see a one-of-a-kind rock opera that’ll rip your dick off. It’ll be a great time.
At The Hotel Cafe, you’ll hear original rock n’ roll songs like —
• SOLID LOVER – an anthem for women who prefer hefty men
• AUTOMATION IS GONNA KILL YA – a call to arms for all humans
• F*CKING LIKE IT’S 1970 – a celestial journey to an unkept time
I’d tell you more but that would ruin a lot of the fun. Things are going to get messy. Not everyone is going to leave the same way they came in. Grab some friends, drink some brews and party with our avant-garde rock n’ roll experience.
RSVP on our Facebook event; leave a comment if you’re weird.
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